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by Josh Funk
Hiya, Storystormers! January is winding down and you’ve filled your notebook with so many ideas! Great work! (unless you’re still trying to figure out how to register, in which case, you can find the answer here)
Storystorm is all about idea generation. And marketability should be a large part of the ideas you pursue writing come February 1st. Chances are good that not all of your ideas are blockbuster sure fire hits. But maybe they could be with just a little twist.
When I lead workshops about writing picture books, I often joke that you should “stay away from the farm”—and by that I mean, don’t write books about farm animals. We’ve had picture books about farm animals since the beginning of picture books. We don’t really need any more. (the same applies to woodland creatures)
Unless, that is, your farm animal picture book is so special that it will stand out from the decades-worth of picture books about farm animals that came before it. But how do you make that happen? Maybe the cows learn to type. Or maybe the animals start a punk rock band. Or maybe it’s a girl power celebration.
I’ve always been a fan of mashing up ideas, as Teresa Ho Robeson suggested last Sunday. But what if instead of taking multiple ideas and smashing them together, you took a single idea and threw it in a blender: change a critical piece of the story such as the genre/setting/time period.
For example, Jessie Sima’s SPENCER’S NEW PET is about a boy and his new dog (one of which happens to be a balloon). Sounds fun, right? But you know what makes it even better? It’s told in the style of an early 20th century silent film – wordless, monochromatic illustrations, title cards breaking up sections.
Do you have a fairy tale retelling on your idea list? Deborah Underwood & Meg Hunt created a Cinderella retelling where she’s a mechanical fix-it whiz. Could it have taken place in traditional fairy tale times? Sure. But instead, they moved it to futuristic outer space, making INTERSTELLAR CINDERELLA stand out even more in the crowded fairy tale retelling market.
I recently read a YA titled MURDER FOR THE MODERN GIRL by Kendall Kulper and it takes the cake for genre mash-ups (and it was a very good book, too). The best I can describe it is a Gatsby-era, historical fiction, murder mystery(ish), serial killer, legal, political, medical, young adult romantic thriller with hints of an X-Men origin story (not in the ‘hero’ sense, but in that the two main characters each have ‘special powers’) – so I guess you could add fantasy to that list, too? And none of that even spoils anything.
What about me, you ask? Well, thanks for asking. I’ve had a lot of luck changing the genre of each book in the LADY PANCAKE & SIR FRENCH TOAST series.
Book 1, LADY PANCAKE & SIR FRENCH TOAST, is a race (for the last drop of syrup).
Book 2, THE CASE OF THE STINKY STENCH, is a mystery.
Book 3, MISSION DEFROSTABLE, is an action/adventure spy-thriller (it’s actually more inspired by Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade than Mission Impossible, but MISSION DEFROSTABLE was a better title).
Book 4, SHORT & SWEET, is a sci-fi comedy/magical-bodyswap (think Honey, I Shrunk the Kids meets Freaky Friday or Big).
Book 5, THE GREAT CAPER CAPER, is a Las Veggies heist (it’s basically Ocean’s 11 in the fridge).
And this fall, book 6, which I am officially announcing right now, will finally be available. It’s an alien invasion titled …drumroll please … ATTACK OF THE SCONES!
(sorry for the tease, the cover reveal will be revealed next month, but you can preorder it now—out on 9.3.24)
So today, I suggest coming up with some genres you enjoy, or settings you like to read about, or time periods you’ve always been fond of—and jotting those down as ideas.
Then scan over your nearly complete list of ideas you’ve generated this month and see if any of those genre/setting/time-periods might just make some of your ideas stand out even further.
Who knows? Maybe a few years from now we’ll finally get to read your superhero detective farm animal picture book set in winter during the French Revolution on Mars (and if someone does write that book, you better dedicate it to me).
Josh Funk is offering one of either a picture book critique or a signed copy of any of his books to THREE lucky winners.
You’re eligible to win if you’re a registered Storystorm 2024 participant and you have commented only once on today’s blog post.
Prizes will be distributed at the conclusion of Storystorm.
Photo Credit: Carter Hasegawa
Josh Funk is a software engineer and the author of books like the LADY PANCAKE & SIR FRENCH TOAST series, DEAR UNICORN, DEAR DRAGON, MY PET FEET, the IT’S NOT A FAIRYTALE series, the HOW TO CODE with Pearl and Pascal series, the A STORY OF PATIENCE & FORTITUDE series, and more.
Josh has written a comprehensive “Guide to Writing Picture Books” that’s available for free on his website’s Resources for Writers section.
For more information about Josh, visit him at JoshFunkBooks.com and on social media at @joshfunkbooks.
by Josh Funk
So here’s the thing: I’m kind of a fraud. This is the fifth time I’ve written a guest post for Storystorm and it’s time to come clean.
Storystormers, I lied to you.
I never took my own advice before sharing it with you.
Let me explain.
Back in my first ever Storystorm post, I suggested you should think of something you want to see illustrated. I strongly implied that I got the idea for the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series by thinking how fun it would be to see a Pancake running through Broccoli Forest or a piece of French Toast skiing.
But that’s not how I got the idea for the book. I didn’t start brainstorming ideas by thinking of things I wanted to see illustrated until after I wrote that post.
During another Storystorm, I suggested spying on people in coffee shops…or better yet…spying on artists on Instagram. And while I do love to snoop on the #kidlitart IG hashtag, I didn’t truly start doing that until after I made that suggestion.
Another time, I suggested that you should think of the worst idea for a book and go write that. I somehow managed to convince you that I got the idea for Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast by using that approach (I really milked that book for Storystorm posts, didn’t I?).
But as you now know, that’s not how I got the idea. I didn’t start trying to think of bad book ideas as a source for new stories until after that post.
And in perhaps my most ludicrous Storystorm post, I suggested using autocorrects and typos to generate ideas. As you probably suspect, I never did this before writing that post. It was absolutely not a tried-and-true method of idea generation.
So as you can see, I lied to you. I was a genuine fraud.
But here’s the thing. After I wrote those posts…after I made those Storystorm suggestions…I did start to heed my own advice.
I got the idea for the IT’S NOT A FAIRY TALE series (illustrated by Edwardian Taylor) by thinking that it would be really fun to see the characters in a book arguing with the person reading the book.
I got the idea for DEAR UNICORN (2023, illustrated by Charles Santoso) from artists posting on social media on Unicorn Day (which also happens to be my birthday).
I got the idea for my poem The Ballad of Mr. Zibb (about my cat that poops all over the house) by thinking of an idea that should never get published (and frankly, I don’t really want to see that one illustrated)—although it is available as part of a Writers’ Loft anthology.
But maybe best of all was when I made the typo writing ‘my best fiend’ when I meant to write ‘my best friend.’ I began to wonder what a book called My Best Fiend would be about. I began wondering what happened to the R in friend to make it fiend. If something happened to that R, what happened to the rest of the R’s? Eventually, that led to an entire book written without the letter R, called MY PET FEET which comes out later this year (illustrated by Billy Yong) in which a little girl’s pet ferret turns into pet feet as she frantically searches for missing R’s throughout her mixed-up town.
So now you’re probably thinking, “Great, Josh. You told me how you lied and didn’t take your own advice until after you gave it to us. How does that help me now?”
Here’s how: I want you to think of the advice you give to other people that you often forget to take yourself. We all do this. What is the inspiring advice you tell others to follow…but need to do a better job of following? Today, I want you to utilize that advice.
Better yet, I want you to share that advice in the comments for ALL of us to learn from. What is your one piece of writing advice that you yourself wish you followed more?
You might be thinking, “But, Josh, doesn’t this just mean we, the Storystorm community, will essentially be writing this Storystorm post for you?”
And to that I answer, “Maybe. But maybe this will turn out to be the greatest Storystorm post TO RULE THEM ALL!!! Bwahahahaha!”
(Or maybe this post is another lie in an excruciatingly long series of despicable deceptions…)
Josh Funk is a software engineer and the author of books like the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series, My Pet Feet, the It’s Not a Fairy Tale series, the How to Code with Pearl and Pascal series, the A Story of Patience & Fortitude series, Dear Dragon, and more.
Josh has written a comprehensive “Guide to Writing Picture Books” that’s available for free on his website’s Resources for Writers section.
For more information about Josh Funk, visit him at joshfunkbooks.com and on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at @joshfunkbooks. (Photo credit: Carter Hasegawa.)
Josh is offering one of either a picture book critique or a signed copy of any of his books to THREE lucky winners.
Leave one comment below to enter.
You’re eligible to win if you’re a registered Storystorm participant and you have commented once below.
Good luck!
Tara: Well, howdy, Mr. Funk!
Josh: Hiya, Tara! Thanks for having me back to talk about SHORT & SWEET, the fourth book in the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series.
Tara: Actually, you’re here to discuss tips for writing about anthropomorphic characters. And, you’re not actually HERE. We’re still social distancing.
Josh: Oh.
Tara: So what’s the trick? How do you do it?
Josh: I don’t really think there is a trick.
Tara: Wow, this is gonna be a stellar post. [eyeroll]
Josh: Okay, okay. I think that maybe the trick is that there is no trick.
Tara: You already said that. You gotta do better.
Josh: I mean that there’s really nothing special about making a character who’s not a human have humanlike qualities. You just treat them as you would any human.
Tara: Aha. Like the Human League? You know I dig 80’s music.
Josh: Well, think about any book featuring animals. Take one of my all-time favorites, BOATS FOR PAPA by Jessixa Bagley. The book is about a boy and his mother. It doesn’t matter that they’re beavers. They have the same connection a human child and parent would have. The emotions are all there. We, the readers, can immediately associate with Buckley, a boy who misses his father, and his Mama.
Tara: Okay, but animals are already pretty close to humans–they have eyes, nose, mouth, can move around… What about something that isn’t actually alive in the real world?
Josh: Like Patience and Fortitude in my book LOST IN THE LIBRARY illustrated by Stevie Lews about the lion statues that guard the steps of the New York Public Library?
Tara: Hmmm, I don’t know. They’re statues, but they’re statues of lions. And lions are animals. I don’t think that counts. BTW, great job sneaking in the title of another one of your books. [second eyeroll]
Josh: Thanks. The sequel, WHERE IS OUR LIBRARY? comes out on October 27th.
Tara: Geesh, I thought you were here to talk about SHORT & SWEET.
Josh: Right, sorry.
Tara: So let’s cut to the chase—how do you write anthropomorphic food characters? They’re not humanlike. They don’t have parents or built-in emotions. How does that work? What’s the trick?
Josh: It’s really the same answer. There is no trick. I just treat them as if they’re people in their specific setting. It’s really not all that different from Private I in another one of my favorite picture books, 7 ATE 9 written by Tara Lazar and illustrated by Ross MacDonald.
Tara: Good save, Papa J. Funk!
Josh: Or do I like the sequel, THE UPPER CASE: TROUBLE IN CAPITAL CITY better? It’s so hard to decide.
Tara: Aww, thanks.
Josh: Who knows, maybe I’ll enjoy book #3 the most when it comes out next—
Tara: Okay, you’re pouring it on a little thick now, pal.
Josh: Got it. But think of Private I. Private I is a detective in a well-defined world where all of the inhabitants are letters or numbers or punctuation and so forth. Do we know much about Private I other than the fact that he’s a private eye and he’s got a thing for B (and hard-boiled puns)? Not really. We know he loves to solve mysteries. He loves to discover the truth and save the day. But those are qualities common to most detective main characters. And that’s about all we know.
The charm of those books isn’t the fully fleshed out characters. It’s the world. It’s the mystery. It’s the cleverness, humor, quirkiness, and puns that we love.
Tara: I guess that makes some sense. That Tara lady is a pretty good writer.
Josh: Exactly. And, I treat Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast as I’d treat any other creature thrown into the world that they’re in: a fridge. They have wants and needs, emotions and feelings and on the first spread, I throw in the conflict.
There are only a limited number of things that can happen to characters in a fridge. They could be nearly out of syrup, resulting in an argument and race between two friends (see book #1: Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast).
There could be a terrible smell threatening to destroy the fridge, causing them to solve the mystery behind the stinky stench (see book #2: The Case of the Stinky Stench).
The fridge could start to freeze over, forcing them to team up with their nemesis, Baron von Waffle, to save the world from the next ice age (see book #3: Mission Defrostable).
But really, the two main characters are just generic hosts who experience these bad things happening. There’s not too much to them.
I think the charm is the setting and the adventure. The rhyme and the silliness. The hilarious illustrations from Brendan Kearney. But the truth is, after four books, we don’t really know all that much about the characters of Lady Pancake or Sir French Toast.
Tara: So to sum it up, the trick is there’s no trick. You treat the anthropomorphic characters as if they’re just like you and me, experiencing things in their own world, their own special setting.
Josh: I couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s almost like I’m writing your half of the blog post dialogue in addition to mine.* **
Tara: So tell me about this new, fourth book in the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series.
Josh: I try to change up the genre in each of the books. Book #1 was a race. Book #2 was a mystery. Book #3 was an action/adventure (inspired by Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and James Bond, despite the title being a riff off Mission Impossible).
For Short & Sweet, I originally intended it to be a sci-fi/comedy (like The Absent-Minded Professor or Honey, I Shrunk the Kids), but it might be more like a magical-body-swap story (like Freaky Friday or Big).
After 3 literary adventures and over 5 years in the fridge, Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast are, regrettably, beginning to go stale. But have no fear! Professor Biscotti has a DE-spoiling ray that can help. Unfortunately it malfunctions and turns our titular characters back into tiny (adorable) toddlers who run amuck in the fridge causing culinary chaos once again. With a little STEM expertise and some maple syrup, it all works out in the end (spoiler alert – should I have said that before I told you it worked out? Probably. Oops).
Tara: Sounds delicious. And that’s the real problem with food books. I get so hungry reading them that I put the book down and get something to eat.
Josh: On that note, why don’t we end this interview and go grab some brunch.
Tara: Remember social distancing? We’d better dine over Zoom.
Josh: Sounds good. But how will we pass the salt?
Blog Readers, Josh is giving away ONE critique of a picture book manuscript. Just comment below…blah blah blah
* Josh actually did.
** But Tara changed some stuff. Except for the “blah blah blah” part. I kept that.
Photo credit: Carter Hasegawa
Josh Funk is a software engineer and the author of books like the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series, the It’s Not a Fairy Tale series, the How to Code with Pearl and Pascal series, the A Story of Patience & Fortitude series, Dear Dragon, Pirasaurs!, Albie Newton, and more. For more information about Josh Funk, visit him at joshfunkbooks.com and on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at @joshfunkbooks.
For years I’ve dreamed of hosting a Storystorm Workshop. Back when the event was still PiBoIdMo, Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and I researched what we needed to make it happen—venue, faculty, meals…and found we couldn’t make it work unless we had a hundred attendees or more.
No. I wanted an intimate group in a cozy setting, where everyone could have access to the faculty and truly feel supported in every way. It would be special, small, and elevate every attendee’s career.
Then I discovered the Highlights Foundation! The location! The private cabins! The Barn! The FOOD!!! (I’m a huge fan of Chef Amanda!)
With the help of the Foundation staff—Alison Green Myers, George Brown, Jo Lloyd—we pulled it all together for March 5-8. I reached out to the best picture book author-teachers I know and we had our faculty:
- Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen
- Heidi E.Y. Stemple
- Courtney Pippin-Mathur
- Josh Funk
Now all that’s missing IS YOU!
We have just a few spots left!
Here’s a sneak peek at our schedule:
Storystorm 2020 Picture Book Retreat & Workshop
Thursday, March 5, 2020
3:00pm Arrival
4:00pm Orientation—learn about the Highlights campus
5:30pm Appetizers (Barn)
6:00pm Dinner (Barn)
7:00pm Tara Lazar Welcome and “Stuff No One Tells You!” Presentation
Friday, March 6, 2020
6:30am Yoga in the Loft (Optional)
7:45 – 8:45am Breakfast (Barn)
9:00 – 11:00 Tara Lazar “Elevate Your Picture Book Game” + Q&A
12:00 – 1:00pm Lunch (Barn)
1:30 – 2:30pm Josh Funk “What Rhymes with Storystorm?”
2:45 – 3:45pm Optional Walk with Heidi Stemple: Gathering Ideas for Texture in Stories
4:00 – 5:30pm Story Ideas Roundtable Discussion: Four Groups w/Faculty Leader
5:30 Appetizers (Barn)
6:00 Dinner (Barn)
7:30 Evening Creative Activity with Tara & Courtney (Optional)
Saturday, March 7, 2020
7:45 – 8:45am Breakfast (Barn)
9:00 – 10:30am Courtney Pippin-Mathur “How to Write by Drawing First”
12:00 – 1:00pm Lunch (Barn)
1:30 – 3:00pm Sudipta Bardan-Quallen “7 Revision Tips to Take Your PB from WAH to WOW”
3:30 – 5:00pm Heidi Stemple “Finding Your Non-Fiction Voice”
5:30 Appetizers (Barn)
6:00 Dinner (Barn)
7:30 Open Mic with Josh, Sudipta & S’Mores (Optionally Mandatory)
Sunday, March 8, 2020
7:45 – 8:45am Breakfast (Barn)
9:00 – 10:00am Tara Lazar “Humor Trends in Picture Books”
10:30 – 12:00pm Q&A with Faculty (Barn)
12:00 – 1:00pm Lunch (Barn)
1:00 Closing Remarks
1:30 Check-out
You can sign up at Highlights Foundation and room with a friend for a discount.
We hope to see you there soon!
Thank you to Melissa Sheperd for the photos of the Highlights Foundation Campus.
by Josh Funk
The most common question I (and probably most authors) get asked by children (and adults) is: “Where do you get your ideas?” I tell them that I get ideas from silly autocorrects and typos, things I’d like to see illustrated, or things that would make terrible picture books and see if I can make them work (all of which I’ve talked about in previous Storystorms).
I also tell students that another place I turn to for inspiration is reading. Many amazing books are published every year—and I try to read as many (picture) books as I can (I don’t read anything with kissing—ew). It’s not only great for market research and a good way to learn from talented creators, but reading published books can be incredibly inspiring—which gets my own creative juices flowing.
Speaking of creative juices, my creative juice is iced coffee. I sometimes joke that I spy on people at the coffee shop to get ideas, but the truth is I’ve never gotten a good one by doing that. Most people just talk about their families or gossip about their neighbors or tell their children to stay away from the creepy, lurking guy with the iced coffee listening to everyone’s conversations.
But it turns out that snooping can help spark ideas. And my favorite people to spy on are artists on Instagram. There is soooo much talent out there, it’s mind-boggling—just head over to Instagram and scan through hash tag #kidlitart.
Note: I am in no way suggesting that you can take someone else’s picture and write a story about it—that would be wrong so DO NOT DO THIS.
I am suggesting that you scan through all of the images as a buffet of what’s possible—just as you would when you read published books as research.
You might find a hungry dragon by Doreen Buchinski …
… or some fan art from NaShantá Fletcher …
… or a self-portrait of Renée Kurilla …
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzZPS9cnxuF/
… or a warm nap from Angela C. Hawkins.
Maybe one will spark an idea for a character. Or a feeling or emotion you want to write about. Or maybe you’ll even write a story with a style of art in mind.
Then follow those artists. And look up your favorite artists and follow them. And follow the artists Instagram suggests you follow to find even more. Soon your feed will be filled with more inspiration than your scrolling thumb can handle.
And if your local coffee shop has good WiFi, then do it there—and like me, you’ll be searching for ideas while spying on people in a coffee shop.
Josh Funk is a software engineer and the author of books like the Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast series, the It’s Not a Fairy Tale series, the How to Code with Pearl and Pascal series, the A Story of Patience & Fortitude series, Dear Dragon, Pirasaurs!, Albie Newton, and more.
Josh has written a comprehensive “Guide to Writing Picture Books” that’s available for free on his website’s Resources for Writers section.
For more information about Josh Funk, visit him at joshfunkbooks.com, on Twitter at @joshfunkbooks, and of course, on Instagram at @joshfunkbooks. (Photo credit: Carter Hasegawa.)
Josh is giving away one of the following books each to five lucky winners!
Leave one comment below to enter.
You’re eligible to win if you’re a registered Storystorm participant and you have commented once below.
Good luck!
Special announcement!
Josh will be teaching at our premiere Storystorm Retreat at Highlights Foundation, March 5-8, 2020.
Learn more about our fun and intensive picture book retreat here!
This event will fill up quickly. Sign up today!
Hope to see you there!
Photos from the Highlights campus by Melissa Sheperd.
Hey, Tara! Thanks for letting me share about my Stinky Stench!
(Umm, P.U., but OK…?)
Over the last year and a half—ever since first book LADY PANCAKE AND SIR FRENCH TOAST was released—a small handful of bookstores around the country reached out to me asking if I’d be interested in visiting to do readings and signings.
For those in and around New England (my home), I tried to make it happen. But occasionally, a store far out of driving distance asked. And while I was honored, I didn’t have any imminent plans to travel to New Orleans or St. Louis or Los Angeles*.
Well, word got back to my amazing publicity and marketing team at Sterling Publishing. In preparation for the release of the sequel, they offered to send me on a short tour to celebrate THE CASE OF THE STINKY STENCH and they even worked it out that I could visit a bunch of those stores that had contacted me!
So for the first two weeks of May I traveled from Boston to Allentown, PA to Asheville, NC to New Orleans to Kalamazoo, MI taking a detoured route through Indiana and Illinois to St. Louis, then finishing up in Baltimore.
I had seven bookstore events: The Novel Neighbor, Octavia Books, Spellbound Children’s Bookshop, Bookbug, The Ivy Bookshop, and two Barnes & Nobles (Allentown, PA and Portage, MI).
At Bookbug they made these cupcakes:
And I got to hang out with a bunch of nErDcampMI friends.
At the Novel Neighbor, they ordered special Flapjacks Lip Gloss:
At The Ivy Bookshop, it was standing room only!
But the best part was that I got to visit 19 schools in those ten school days.
Some days I visited three different schools. Other days I’d stay at a single school all day and do multiple presentations.
Sometimes I’d be reading to a single class or grade at a time. Other times I presented to entire elementary schools—from 600 students in the gym to 200 students in the auditorium to 150 students in the library to 20 preschoolers in the art room—I tried it all.
One school got creative with life-size minecraft and Pirasaurs!
Sometimes I had slides and a microphone.
Other times I had neither. Luckily I’m not a diva …yet (traveling with a personal masseuse is totally acceptable, right?).
One school that I had Skyped with previously got me to read my poem about my cat that poops all over the house.
So I’d like to thank Sterling for everything! From the tour all the way back to taking a risk on the slush pile submission in 2013 that was Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast (yes, it was a slush pile submission – Sterling accepts unsolicited submissions via snail mail – see guidelines here).
*Don’t worry, Los Angeles. I promise I’ll get out to you eventually!
Josh is giving away YOUR CHOICE:
- EITHER a personalized signed copy of THE CASE OF THE STINKY STENCH
- OR a written critique of your picture book manuscript (Josh values this at an estimated $1 billion)
Leave one comment below to enter. A winner will be randomly selected soon!
Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as picture books – such as Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast and its sequel The Case of the Stinky Stench along with Pirasaurs!, Dear Dragon, It’s Not Jack and the Beanstalk (9.19.17), Albie Newton (Spring 2018), Lost in the Library: A Story of Patience and Fortitude (2018), and more coming soon!
Josh is a board member of The Writers’ Loft in Sherborn, MA and was the co-coordinator of the 2016 and 2017 New England Regional SCBWI Conferences. He’s written a free 12-Step Guide to Writing Picture Books available on his website here.
Josh grew up in New England and studied Computer Science in school. Today, he still lives in New England and when not writing Java code or Python scripts, he drinks Java coffee and writes picture book manuscripts.
Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks. Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________. He has played ____________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________.
Find out more about Josh at his website joshfunkbooks.com and on Twitter at @joshfunkbooks.
by Josh Funk
Yesterday, Tara told us to be mindful and also to daydream. Mindfulness and daydreaming may seem like opposites; pay close attention to the world…and pay attention to only what’s in your head. And just to prove that ideas come from anywhere and everywhere, today I’m going to suggest you do a third thing—something right in between.
Only half concentrate on what you’re doing. Space out…a little. Don’t pay too close attention. You know you’re gonna anyway. You’re probably multi-tasking while you read this post; maybe you’re exercising (good for you!) or driving (please pull over before continuing. Seriously.), or in the bathroom (hey, that’s where I’m writing this!).
Today I’m going to tell you why I love otter car wrecks. Sorry, I meant autocrrects. Bah! I mean autocorrects. And typlos. Seriously? AUTOCORRECTS AND TYPOS! And how they can inspire goofy, absurd, and sometimes preposterous creativity.
Do you want a robust hobbit dude?
Why wasn’t I invited, poo-head?
I solved your evil baristas.
I said or wrote all those things over the past few years…sort of.
I like to think that I have pretty good hearing. But if you ask my wife, she’ll tell you I’m not the best listener. I clearly wasn’t paying close attention when I thought I texted my wife, “Do you want to go out for food?” but ended up asking her about a chubby cowboy creature from middle earth. While a book about a hobbit is probably copyright protected, I’ll be there’s a market for LOTR fan-fiction.
When Anna Staniszewski told me in gchat that she was having a book launch, I responded with what I thought was, “Why wasn’t I invited, though?” I can’t say that I didn’t not not start working on a manuscript about a birthday party for an anthropomorphic piece of—wait, never mind. As Tara always says, don’t give away your ideas.
And I honestly have no idea what I said when Siri searched for those evil baristas. My best guess is that I wanted a burrito. But I made sure to write it down because a villainous coffee artisan sounds like a perfect future foil for Inspector Croissant!
So use those absurd auto-corrects to your advantage. If you mishear someone speak, maybe what you think you heard will bear a brainstorm. It may seem nonsensical now. But definitely write it all down. For all you know, a typo isn’t just a typo—it’s your subconscious genius giving you an inspirational kick in the barista.
Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as picture books, such as Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast and its upcoming sequel The Case of the Stinky Stench along with Pirasaurs!, Dear Dragon, It’s Not Jack and the Beanstalk and more! This morning he started drafting a book about otters getting into car wrecks.
Josh is a board member of The Writers’ Loft in Sherborn, MA and the co-coordinator of the 2017 New England Regional SCBWI Conference. He has a 12 Step Guide to Writing Picture Books in the ‘Resources for Writers’ section of his website. Josh grew up in New England and studied Computer Science in school. Today, he still lives in New England and when not writing Java code or Python scripts, he drinks Java coffee and writes picture book manuscripts.
Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks. Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________. He has played ____________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________.
Find out more about Josh at joshfunkbooks.com and on Twitter @joshfunkbooks.
Josh is giving away one signed & personalized copy of each of his three books: Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast, Dear Dragon, and Pirasaurs!—one each to three lucky winners.
Leave ONE COMMENT below to enter. You are eligible to win if you are a registered Storystorm participant and you have commented once on this blog post. Prizes will be given away at the conclusion of the event.
Good luck!
by Josh Funk
I know it’s only Day 2, but I want you to get all your BAD ideas out today. I want you to think of THE WORST idea you can.
Right now.
What would NOT make a good children’s book?
Maybe it has a horrible lesson.
It could be something completely unappealing to kids.
Or perhaps something adults will hate to read over and over and over again.
Make sure to think of something seriously flawed.
Okay. Have you got one?
Now let’s find a way to make it work—cause it’s bound to be unique and amazing.
A baby with a mustache? That’s absurd. Who would publish that?
Clarion. That’s who.
A vegetarian vampire? Not a chance!
Or maybe…
A canine with intestinal problems? Potty humor is just for adult novelty books …
… and children with a sense of humor!
In fact, a book about a paranoid adult afraid of a skunk and a book about an international con man just made The New York Times Best Illustrated Children’s Books of 2015.
In my debut picture book, Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast (available now), the two main characters find out on the first page that there’s only a single drop of syrup left—and they both want it. And that exact conflict has been there since the very first draft. The resolution in print (I won’t spoil it for you) is also the same as that first draft.
But when I brought the first draft of Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast to my critique group, I originally had the two main characters arguing about who deserved the syrup more and why. For the entire story. Just dialogue. (I believe I was inspired by the debates prior to the 2012 U.S. Presidential election.)
Yes, the argument escalated. I tried to heighten tension as it progressed. But one member of my critique group suggested I stop working on this project because there simply wasn’t enough illustratable space in a closed refrigerator to make a picture book work.
Instead of giving up, I took it as a challenge. My critique partner was right. But how could I make it work? I needed to expand the world. I realized I needed more action, not just two static characters and dialogue. So I turned this political race into an actual race. There was my action.
So today, go wild. Think of something crazy. Something that makes absolutely no sense in the picture book world. It’s bound to be unique. So try to make it work.
Maybe you’ll come up with a story about a city-wide power outage,
or a noir-style horror homage with villainous carrots,
or a story about an elderly zoo worker with a cold.
Those ideas are award-winners!
Now it’s your turn.
Josh Funk is the author of LADY PANCAKE & SIR FRENCH TOAST (Sterling), as well as the forthcoming picture books DEAR DRAGON (Viking/Penguin 2016), PIRASAURS! (Scholastic 2017), JACK! [and the beanstalk] (Two Lions, 2017), and more.
Josh grew up in New England and studied Computer Science in school. Today, he still lives in New England and when not writing Java code or Python scripts, he drinks Java coffee and writes picture book manuscripts. Josh is a board member of The Writers’ Loft in Sherborn, MA and the co-coordinator of the 2016 and 2017 New England Regional SCBWI Conferences.
Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks. Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________. He has played ____________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________.
Find Josh Funk at joshfunkbooks.com and on Twitter at @joshfunkbooks.
Josh is giving away two Swag Sets, one each for Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast.
Each Swag Set contains:
- 1 Tote Bag
- 1 Magnet
- 1 Pin
- 1 Collectors Card
for the assigned team (either Lady Pancake or Sir French Toast).
Leave a comment below to enter. One comment per person, please.
These prizes will be given away at the conclusion of PiBoIdMo. You are eligible for these prizes if:
- You have registered for PiBoIdMo.
- You have commented ONCE ONLY on today’s post.
- You have completed the PiBoIdMo challenge. (You will have to sign the PiBoIdMo Pledge at the end of the event.)
Good luck, everyone!
Quick, think of a picture book with a long title!
DUH, I KNOW.
Of course, Judith Viorst and Ray Cruz’s classic sports a long title for hyperbole purposes. The author wants you to know that Alexander’s day was straight-up disastrous…and that Alexander is perhaps a tad overdramatic. The title sets up the plot and character perfectly.
However, you don’t see long picture book titles like this one too often. Why?
Picture books tend to sell on concept. That concept must be communicated succinctly in order to capture a young child’s (and a parent’s) imagination. Yes, people really do judge a book by its cover.
If your picture book manuscript has an overly long title, it may suggest your concept is either too vague or too complicated for the format. You want to nail down your concept and make it snappy, catchy. BAM! SELL THAT BOOK!
Even though character name titles are short, I personally tend to shy away from them. The title ERIN & JOAN doesn’t tell my audience enough about who the characters are. Here’s an interesting case study: the talented Ame Dyckman’s WOLFIE THE BUNNY was originally called WOLFIE & DOT. The final title WOLFIE THE BUNNY practically sells itself (with Zacharia OHora’s bold artwork), whereas the original title doesn’t necessarily relay enough clues about the tale.
But there are exceptions when two names work. GEORGE & MARTHA, one of the most popular picture books of all time, totally blows a hole in my theory.
So does Josh Funk and Brendan Kearney’s upcoming LADY PANCAKE & SIR FRENCH TOAST. But here the names give you a lot to go on.
Now let’s examine SLJ/Fuse #8’s Top 100 Picture Books. The majority of titles are between one and four words. The longest title? THE LITTLE MOUSE, THE RED RIPE STRAWBERRY AND THE BIG HUNGRY BEAR, published in 1984. But let’s take a look at the cover…
…interestingly, THE BIG HUNGRY BEAR is emphasized in larger letters, juxtaposed against the image of the delicious strawberry and an anxious-looking mouse. I’m going to predict that in today’s market, an editor might have cut that title down to just the BEAR part. (But alas, the world will never know. Just like we still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!)
Now here’s a title for ya:
POPPY THE PONY PICKS A PERFECTLY PATIENT PLAYMATE
This isn’t a real title, but notice how long it is and how it fell into an alliteration trap! Ahhhhh! I tend to see this often with new writers’ manuscripts.
THE STINKY CHEESE MAN AND OTHER FAIRLY STUPID TALES
This is a real title. It’s long but it’s allowed to be. It features “stinky” and “stupid,” two words especially beloved by the target audience. (Plus it’s Jon Scieszka! You gonna argue with JON SCIESZKA?)
So take a close look at your picture book manuscript’s title. If you haven’t found a clever moniker, it may be that your story isn’t focused enough yet. If the title is long and complicated, maybe your story is, too. The title is going to be one of your most important selling points, so spend some time on it and get it right!
Bottom line: long titles can work, but be sure to know when they don’t.
Now it’s your turn:
What are some of your favorite picture book titles?
by Josh Funk
Someday someone will ask me why I write picture books. I won’t say “because I have stories that must be told” or “because my words are so important, all children simply must read them.” And I definitely won’t say “because I want to be rich and famous.”
I write picture books because I have funny ideas in my head that I think would entertain children.
But most importantly, I can’t draw. I mean, I’m allowed to draw, but I’m terrible at it. This was as good as I ever got as an artist…
I drew this picture yesterday.
So what’s the easiest way to get these ‘entertaining’ thoughts out of my head and allow them to be visualized by me (and others)?
Write them down …
and hope that many …
many …
years later …
they’ll be published as picture books.
And in general, PiBo-ers, that’s how I come up with my ideas. I think of something I’d like to see illustrated. Something new that I haven’t seen before. Something that will make me laugh (and hopefully make children laugh). Something that an illustrator will have fun with.
Often this comes as interesting characters or their names. See: Lady Pancake and Sir French Toast.
It was harder to figure out what they should do. How do I fit these two into a plot with conflict and tension?
*Ding* They’re fighting over syrup (obviously). What started out as a quasi-political debate about who deserved the syrup more (I wrote the first draft around the 2012 presidential elections) needed more action and a bigger setting.
So I turned once again to my rationale for writing picture books: what would I find entertaining to see illustrated?
They’ll race for the last drop of syrup throughout an entire refrigerator landscape! 27 drafts and 45 rejections later I had LADY PANCAKE AND SIR FRENCH TOAST (Sterling, Oct 2015). [illustrations are by the fantastically talented Brendan Kearney]
Sometimes the answer comes in the way of an interesting situation. A boy and a dragon become pen pals? Ooh, that would be fun! But again, there’s no plot (meh, who needs a plot when you have dragons and an interesting situation? See: DRAGONS LOVE TACOS). But it still needed more.
What would be entertaining to see illustrated? Here I used the ‘what if’ technique. What if the boy thought he was writing to a boy … and the dragon thought he was writing to a dragon? That might make for some funny pictures due to misunderstandings?
16 drafts and several title changes later I had DEAR DRAGON (Viking, Winter 2016).
So if you want to see a Pancake run through Broccoli Forest and past Orange Juice Fountain …
Or you want to see a piece of French Toast go skiing …
Then just make sure it has an interesting hook, compelling characters, a riveting plot, and is appropriate for ages 0-10.
What do you want to see illustrated?
Josh Funk lives in New England with his wife and many many children. He is the author of the forthcoming picture books (all written in rhyme) LADY PANCAKE AND SIR FRENCH TOAST (Sterling, 2015), DEAR DRAGON (Viking/Penguin, 2016), and PIRASAURS! (Scholastic, 2016). Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks. Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________. He has played ________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________. Find out more information at www.papajfunk.com, on Twitter @papajfunk, on Facebook at Josh Funk Books, at Victimless Rhyme, on goodreads, or the end of the ‘F’ section at a library in the future (time machine required).
As Josh does not (yet) have any books published, he is giving away FIVE signed books from his critique family: THE RAINDROP WHO COULDN’T FALL by Kirsti Call, REX WRECKS IT! by Ben Clanton, MONSTER NEEDS A CHRISTMAS TREE by Paul Czajak, RUTH THE SLEUTH AND THE MESSY ROOM by Carol Gordon Ekster, and ESTHER’S HANUKKAH DISASTER by Jane Sutton.
These prizes will be given away at the conclusion of PiBoIdMo. You are eligible for these prizes if:
- You have registered for PiBoIdMo.
- You have commented ONCE ONLY on today’s post.
- You have completed the PiBoIdMo challenge. (You will have to sign the PiBoIdMo Pledge at the end of the event.)
Good luck, everyone!
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