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Inspector Clouseau found out that THE MONSTORE, while it will be in Barnes and Noble stores, is actually slated for their Halloween holiday push. So, you might not see it there quite yet.

Therefore I am extending my “in the wild” contest to October 31. That gives you plenty of time to spot it out there!

While I have your attention, that Clouseau gif reminded me of one of my favorite movie jokes from The Pink Panther Strikes Again.

Clouseau (looking at dog): Does your dog bite?

Innkeeper: No.

Clouseau (reaching to pet dog): Nice doggie.

Dog: *snarls and snaps*

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite. 

Innkeeper: That is not my dog.

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