Dust cobwebs off the fake plants!

[Check email.]

Play online Bingo Luau!

[Jump when the phone rings.]

Give away old clothes circa 1994!

[Check email. For the 27th time this hour.]

Refill the bird feeders!

[Check answering machine.]

Clear unidentifiable aluminum-foiled bricks out of the freezer!

Yes, such is the glamorous life of a newly-agented writer who hopes to someday soon be a bonafide author.

What’s that you say?

I should be doing something else while I wait for an editor response?

Something like…writing???

Bahhh! What a crazy idea.

Well, what would YOU do?