Dust cobwebs off the fake plants!
Play online Bingo Luau!
[Jump when the phone rings.]
Give away old clothes circa 1994!
[Check email. For the 27th time this hour.]
Refill the bird feeders!
[Check answering machine.]
Clear unidentifiable aluminum-foiled bricks out of the freezer!
Yes, such is the glamorous life of a newly-agented writer who hopes to someday soon be a bonafide author.
What’s that you say?
I should be doing something else while I wait for an editor response?
Bahhh! What a crazy idea.
Well, what would YOU do?