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So the release date for THE MONSTORE finally arrived!

Dude, I was bustin’ out!

OK, I wasn’t that hot to trot. After all, I had known this was coming for three years. So my excitement was more, um, subdued.

But inside, I was like this.

And this.

And this.

But I soon found out Barnes & Noble wouldn’t be carrying THE MONSTORE.

At first, I thought it was no biggie.

I would overcome!

But then, I slept on it.

Somehow, I didn’t break down.

With a little help, I kept it together.

In fact, I had something to say to that brick-and-mortar behemoth.

So I rallied the troops.

And people went to bat for me. For me?!

They’ve even told me funny stories about how B&N has been ‘splainin’ the book’s absence. (Yeah, they got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do.)

They said: “It’s with a small publisher.”

“It has to be reviewed first.”

“It’s a Halloween title.”

So, maybe this means it will be there in October?

Doesn’t matter, though. My peeps got my back.

These peeps, too.

Yeah, the response to THE MONSTORE has been pretty insane.

Oops, not Bynes insane. Stone insane.

And the fun has only just begun.

Because, remember…