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So the release date for THE MONSTORE finally arrived!

Dude, I was bustin’ out!

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OK, I wasn’t that hot to trot. After all, I had known this was coming for three years. So my excitement was more, um, subdued.

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But inside, I was like this.

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And this.

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And this.

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But I soon found out Barnes & Noble wouldn’t be carrying THE MONSTORE.

At first, I thought it was no biggie.

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I would overcome!

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But then, I slept on it.

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Somehow, I didn’t break down.

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With a little help, I kept it together.

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In fact, I had something to say to that brick-and-mortar behemoth.

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So I rallied the troops.

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And people went to bat for me. For me?!

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They’ve even told me funny stories about how B&N has been ‘splainin’ the book’s absence. (Yeah, they got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do.)

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They said: “It’s with a small publisher.”

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“It has to be reviewed first.”

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“It’s a Halloween title.”

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So, maybe this means it will be there in October?

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Doesn’t matter, though. My peeps got my back.

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These peeps, too.

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Yeah, the response to THE MONSTORE has been pretty insane.

bynes

Oops, not Bynes insane. Stone insane.

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And the fun has only just begun.

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Because, remember…

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