by Ame Dyckman
There they are! Your PiBoIdMo ideas! Staring at you with perky eyebrows and expectant smiles and wiggling like puppies.
Now, whatddya DO with ’em?!
Your 30 ideas all have potential for something. (Except that 11:59 PM idea about the talking toilet. Let that one go.)
Your 29 ideas all have potential for something. But no matter how rockin’ each of them may be, you really can’t develop more than a few of them into picture book manuscripts at the same time. And you don’t know to choose just two or three to focus on now.
So you try my patented Idea Herding Method® and bang your head on the table*, causing most of your PiBoIdMo ideas to run and dive into various folders in your brain:
- Possible Future Manuscript Ideas
- Possible Tweet/Post/Social-Media-of-Your-Choice Ideas
- Possibly Too Weird To Share With Anyone Else Ideas
*You agree that Ame shall not be held responsible for damage to your forehead—or table—and acknowledge that suing Ame would be pointless as she spends all her money on books and candy.
These hiding-in-folders ideas aren’t gone gone. They’ll probably peek out to say, “Howdy!” from time to time. (And the ideas in the last folder are bound to pop out and create Very Embarrassing Moments at parties. Nuthin’ you can do.)
But a few of your PiBoIdMo ideas don’t run away. They rush over and give your poor sore head a reassuring pat.
’Cause they really like you.
And you realize you really like them, too.
So be a good host and offer your Special Ideas a little something. Like opening lines.
No, not “Hey, baby. Come ’round my brain often?” I mean opening lines for the stories your Special Ideas want to tell.
Genius opening lines, ones that set up worlds where each of your Special Ideas can hang out and grow.
Got ’em? Awesome! Looks like you and your Special Ideas are bonding.
Write each Special Idea’s opening line (and title, if you’re feelin’ it) on its own piece of paper.
Now fetch a roll of tape. And this is the Really Important Part…
Tape your nose like a pig.
Yeah, it has absolutely nothing to do with writing. But it’s FUN! And having fun is Really Important!
Right. Back to writing.
Use the tape that’s not on your nose to tape each of your Special Ideas’ opening line pages to a door in your home.
Yeah, I’m being serious. (What? It happens occasionally.)
You don’t get to make any excuses for not doing this. ’Cause I’ve already made them—and countered them—for you:
- “I don’t want people to see my ideas.”
Your signings are gonna be interesting.
- “I might scuff my door.”
So repaint it when you’re done. Purple would be nice.
- “I don’t have a door.”
Really? I will be right over to investigate your freaky slide-in-the-windows-General-Lee-style home. And then I will find something in your home to tape your opening lines to: - Your fridge.
- Your TV.
- Your pet. (Sorry, Fluffy!)
Because this is the Really Important Writing Part: when you feel your Special Ideas can stand up to the Blood (paper cuts, yo), Sweat, and Revisions necessary to try to bring them forward, then they’re worth keeping them where you can see them—and sharing with the Special Folks that supported your participation in PiBoIdMo in the first place:
- Your family.
- Your friends.
- The delivery guy with the sideburns that look like Peru. (Okay, maybe not him. But definitely your family and friends.)
And with your continued work and your Special Folks’ continued encouragement, your Truly Special Idea has the potential to become an Amazing Manuscript—and hopefully, more.
So, get to taping! Then say it loud, say it proud:
“This is the Future Published Picture Book I’m writing. And here’s how it starts…”
GOOD LUCK, GUYS! I can’t wait to see ’em on the shelves!
Ame Dyckman is the author of BOY + BOT (Knopf; 2012); TEA PARTY RULES (Viking; 2013); WOLFIE THE BUNNY (Little, Brown; 2015); and HORRIBLE BEAR (Little, Brown; 2016). Her Super Agent Guy is about to sub her latest manuscript, previously taped to a purple door in Ame’s house. (The manuscript. Not her agent.) Find Ame sitting on the floor of her local library, or on Twitter: @AmeDyckman.
Ame is giving away a signed copy of TEA PARTY RULES (brilliantly illustrated by K.G. Campbell), and a TEA PARTY RULES prize pack: bookmark, sticker, button, and squeeze cookie. (If you win, do not attempt to eat the squeeze cookie. Ame says they taste gross.) This prize pack will be given away at the conclusion of Post-PiBo.
You are eligible for this prize if:
- You have registered for PiBoIdMo.
- You have commented ONCE ONLY on today’s post.
- You have completed the PiBoIdMo challenge. (You have signed the PiBoIdMo Winner’s Pledge.)
Good luck, everyone!
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December 5, 2013 at 6:42 am
ptnozell
Now that I’ve stopped laughing aloud in the morning darkness & caused the fluffy orange pup to cower behind the sofa in fear of having to wear my PiBoIdMo ideas like some ill-conceived pet haute couture, I must admit that the advice makes sense. Now to sort the wheat from the chaf & convince yon hound that I really do not intend to paper her with prose. Thank you, Ame, for sage advice and bringing laughter to an otherwise dull morning!
December 5, 2013 at 6:43 am
Alicia van Thiel
Thanks for the opening line advice! Fantastic start!
December 5, 2013 at 6:44 am
Kim
This was so funny. I needed a good laugh today! Great idea too.
December 5, 2013 at 6:49 am
melinkee
Love your sense of humor. Coffee and sorting commencing as of right now! Where’s the tape?
December 5, 2013 at 6:52 am
Juliet Clare Bell
Thank you, Ame! I may tape those ideas up (but away from prying eyes…).
December 5, 2013 at 6:57 am
Sue Poduska
Thanks, Ame! No forehead damage here.
December 5, 2013 at 6:59 am
Sarah Maynard
What a great way to start my day! I loved your post. Thanks so much!
December 5, 2013 at 7:02 am
Michelle Heidenrich Barnes
Thanks for the fresh take, on writing, not inedible cookies. 😉
December 5, 2013 at 7:02 am
Laura Purdie Salas
Oi. I’m resisting the taping idea, even though I totally see that it’s a great idea. Big breath. OK. I’m going to pick my favorite 3 ideas today and post them around the house. My favorite one will be on the fridge, because that’s the door I see most often. Thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 7:05 am
Andrea
Thanks for the fun…and reminding me of the importance of opening lines!
December 5, 2013 at 7:08 am
kirsticall
Thanks for making me laugh this morning and inspiring me too!
December 5, 2013 at 7:14 am
happyidiots
Omergherd. Best. Contributor. Ever.
December 5, 2013 at 7:25 am
RaChelle Lisiecki
I’m sure my family would much rather see my ideas taped to doors than my nose taped like a pig. I’ll try that one in private! Thanks for the ideas, Ame.
December 5, 2013 at 7:39 am
Andria
I LOVE TEA PARTY RULES!! Thanks for the wonderful post, Ame :-). I see the beginning of a new trend in decorating!
December 5, 2013 at 7:40 am
writeknit
“This is the Future Published Picture Book I’m writing. And here’s how it starts”…my new mantra! I can’t wait to get your tea party book for my girlfriend’s granddaughter. She is sooo into tea parties!! Gotta run, Amazon calling to me 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 7:40 am
nicole snitselaar
Oh!!!!!! your little “vent de folie” has come right up to me !
Now I really want to discover how you write ! 😉 I am laughing and feeling so much more alive then 5 minutes prior to reading your article ! 😉
Merci Beaucoup ! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 7:40 am
mkokeefe
Ame you are one of my favorite people out there and a role model! This post was hilarious, but in addition to the entertainment value there was a lot here that I can use to get started on one of my first piboidmo ideas! P.S. I bought Boy + Bot earlier this year and absolutely cherish that book! The relationship between boy and robot melts my heart 🙂 Keep doing what you’re doing Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 7:41 am
shiela fuller
I love sharing my enthusiasm and ideas with my friends. AND hopefully the world, one day. Thank you for your post today.
December 5, 2013 at 7:43 am
Melanie Moschella
I love the panda hat! Thanks for sharing, Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 7:45 am
Alexa Kaufhold
Fun post! And just the right balance of tough love and pulling that smile out from behind my ear. Thanks, Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 7:48 am
heatherj
Thanks for the humor, Anne!
December 5, 2013 at 7:50 am
debra daugherty
What fun it was to read your post! I opened it at 6:50 A.M. and had my first laugh of the day!
December 5, 2013 at 7:50 am
lindamartinandersen
Ame,
If you tape your nose like a pig and convince two others to do the same, you can recreate stories of the Three Little Pigs. You are so fun!
December 5, 2013 at 7:58 am
bnkupetz
I’m still laughing but as soon as I stop I’m going to find my tape! Thanks for the gentle push.
December 5, 2013 at 8:02 am
Tina Cho
Thanks for showing us which ideas to start with! Not sure how my pb ideas will look with Christmas decor up.
December 5, 2013 at 8:05 am
jheitman22
Ame, thanks for your good humor and the great idea to keep OUR great ideas in front of us. Yes!
December 5, 2013 at 8:08 am
Beth Gallagher
Thanks for such great advice and I have to tell you how much I ADORE Boy + Bot. My daughter and I read it nearly every night!!! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 8:19 am
Kimberly Cowger
Thanks for the warning cause that cookie looks good enough to eat!
December 5, 2013 at 8:23 am
gpatmiller
I was feeling a little guilty about the 28 ideas that I didn’t see much potential in. Thanks to you I can at least give them a first line. Then they can languish in my writer’s notebook with some sense of pride. And who knows?
December 5, 2013 at 8:23 am
gpatmiller
I was feeling a little guilty about the 28 ideas that I didn’t see much potential in. Thanks to you I can at least give them a first line. Then they can languish in my writer’s notebook with some sense of pride. And who knows?
December 5, 2013 at 8:23 am
lmconnors
Love this! Thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 8:23 am
Anne Bielby
Yeah, I wrote an essay once about my son talking to the toilet. He swore it was talking back. Even bravely read it out loud at a writer workshop. Got lots of laughs but never went anywhere. Can’t find it now. Must have been flushed.
December 5, 2013 at 8:23 am
rosemary basham
Wow! It’s all good!
December 5, 2013 at 8:26 am
Anika Denise
Ame, you are a rockstar! Thanks for the giggles this morning and the motivation to pull the tape out and get to it!! (snort-snort)
December 5, 2013 at 8:27 am
Susan Nicholas
I can’t wait to tape my nose and my ideas to the wall!
December 5, 2013 at 8:29 am
Manju Howard (@ManjuBeth)
Ame, thanks for sharing your superhuman positive attitude. My fluffy puppy would like to have a few words with you concerning the use of tape.
December 5, 2013 at 8:29 am
Jacqueline Adams
I laughed through the whole post–especially about the talking toilet idea and the General-Lee-style home. Some of my promising ideas from last year went out of sight, out of mind, so I think you’re right about posting them where we can see them!
December 5, 2013 at 8:35 am
dorothia
Such a funny post, and full of great ideas! Thank you Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 8:36 am
Donna L Martin
Hi Ame!
I love the idea of idea herding and what better way to organize my PiBo ideas from this year’s challenge?
Great post!
Donna L Martin
December 5, 2013 at 8:41 am
Elisa Robinson (@elisaitw)
How about a coffee party? Thanks for the post. . .
December 5, 2013 at 8:42 am
Nancy Armo
Great post on shaking the list and see which stories have legs to move forward.
December 5, 2013 at 8:43 am
Courtenay Schurman
Absolutely hilarious! I can see humor abounds. Something I want to cultivate myself. Thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 8:47 am
Michelle @ Fitztopia
ooOOoo…a purple door WOULD be nice… Great post, and I dig your chapeau, by the way! 😉 I’m ready to start smooth talkin’ my ideas, and my toes are crossed for that squeeze cookie! What a great promo – love it! I’ll be on the look out for your books!
December 5, 2013 at 8:47 am
Pat Haapaniemi
What great ideas, especially the one about opening lines! Can’t wait to get started – thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 8:55 am
tatjanamaiwyss
all right Amy, you’ve cracked me up multiple times in one post – and given me an idea of where to next – awesome! And thank you
December 5, 2013 at 8:57 am
Michelle Church
Hmmm…tape? on my nose? I do love the idea of taping around the house though. Thank you for making me smile this morning!
December 5, 2013 at 9:01 am
Kimberly Vogel
Great ideas, Thank you! and I love tea parties… and cookies!
December 5, 2013 at 9:06 am
fashionistaphilly.tumblr.com
oh Ame always a joy…
December 5, 2013 at 9:09 am
Therese Nagi
Ame love your sense of humor! Now, I have some creative fun ways to file my writing ideas.
December 5, 2013 at 9:10 am
Cindy Cornwall
Love your wacky (yet valuable ;-)) approach. Get silly and make friends with your fledgling PB ideas. The special ones do deserve their own poster… heck, maybe even a banner!
December 5, 2013 at 9:10 am
Susan Cabael
I think I need a hat like yours before taping my nose and digging around!
December 5, 2013 at 9:12 am
Kellie DuBay Gillis
Purple would be a great color for a door!!!! I heart you, Ame! Hilarious and smart with the best technicolor hair around. Off to find my tape…
December 5, 2013 at 9:15 am
Denise Bowman
Fun, fun post! Thank you!
December 5, 2013 at 9:17 am
Deb Dudley
I’m thinking if I keep the tape on the nose I’ll have loads of extra writing time cuz my kiddos will give me an open-ended pass to miss all their events. 😉
Ame, you are CRAZY FUNNY! I’m so happy for you and your success. Loved your suggestions!
December 5, 2013 at 9:23 am
Donna L. Sadd
Nose taped like a pig’s snout-check…now off to tape the house! Funny, fabulous post!
December 5, 2013 at 9:25 am
MichelleLynn
I love the good laugh in the morning! Thank you. There is something very special about posting ideas in a public/”I have to see it every day” place…. it moves to the area of potential commitment. Love that.
December 5, 2013 at 9:30 am
Pam Jones
Haha! My brain folders are FULL! Yay! (and now to the squeeze cookie) 😀
December 5, 2013 at 9:30 am
Doreen E. Lepore
Thanks – cute hat!
December 5, 2013 at 9:32 am
rgstones
Great post, I’m off to start hanging up ideas.
December 5, 2013 at 9:37 am
Keri Collins Lewis
I love these concrete ideas for moving ideas to the next phase.
December 5, 2013 at 9:39 am
Juliana Lee
Great way to start the day! This is actually a very creative way to share your ideas with all the people who keep asking, ‘What are you working on?’. I’m tired of repeating myself anyway. Just invite them over to your house, ‘Wanna see some story sketches at my place?’ or something along those lines.
December 5, 2013 at 9:39 am
jdewdropsofink
teehee…I actually did have a line about a singing toilet…shucks!
December 5, 2013 at 9:42 am
Angela Padron
Great ideas – and love your book!
December 5, 2013 at 9:44 am
aliciaminor
Anything for the love of writing even tape on the nose, what’s next ? but this one’s funny and worth trying. Thanks Ame.
December 5, 2013 at 9:45 am
cathy john biggerstaff
What a fun post! Thanks, Ame! I can’t wait to set your method in motion with my ideas. Blessings to you this Christmas season.
December 5, 2013 at 9:46 am
Natasha
Thanks for the laughs and the good ideas, Ame.
I’d love to win a copy of Tea Party Rules.
December 5, 2013 at 9:47 am
Deborah Turcotte
Hilarious! And purple is always nice! I’ve used my over-imaginative kids as sounding boards — “nope. not happening.” Heard that plenty. But sometimes one or two may stick! (and without tape!) Oh, and can I tape my nose at work when I have writer’s block?! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 9:48 am
Grant J
Great post! Little tip – don’t use electrical tape to pin your nose up like a pigs…ouch!!
December 5, 2013 at 9:53 am
Jessie Miller (@pigknit)
A squeeze cookie?! How fun!
December 5, 2013 at 9:55 am
Carolyn Rohrbaugh
I like tea parties and good books
December 5, 2013 at 9:56 am
Theanna
What a great way to start the day! Thanks for the great ideas. First lines are important so I’m glad you showed us a fun way to get started. You’re fun and creative spirit shines through your words. Congratulations on your success and I wish you the best of luck!
December 5, 2013 at 9:56 am
Teresa Daffern
What a great ‘next step’ for developing those ideas a bit further. Thanks for the post! We love Boy + Bot!
December 5, 2013 at 9:56 am
Rachel Smoka-Richardson
Thanks for the idea!
December 5, 2013 at 9:58 am
cantsing1
Well, how come you don’t live in W. New York? You’re too much fun to not have here! Thanks for ideas. . . Maybe my post-its will get bigger, or my tape stash smaller!
December 5, 2013 at 9:58 am
Joanne Roberts
Thanks for keeping me from getting cold feet with a completely ridiculous approach. And thanks for the opening line idea, though I guarantee the titles will come MUCH later. I stink at titles.
December 5, 2013 at 10:00 am
kristivaliant
Ame, you are a delight. And full of funny ideas. TEA PARTY RULES is one of my favorites for this year. Love it!
December 5, 2013 at 10:02 am
Ashley Bankhead
This is the funniest post. Thank you for making me laugh. I would love to win this pack. And it is time to tape up my ideas. My kids already think I’m silly. Now to add to that.
December 5, 2013 at 10:08 am
Jill Lyttle Tadros
Very good advice and very funny, too!
December 5, 2013 at 10:09 am
storyfairy
Interesting idea.
December 5, 2013 at 10:13 am
katiemillsgiorgio
Thanks for sharing…your ideas and your enthusiasm!
December 5, 2013 at 10:20 am
lindaschueler
Thank you for a post that was both laugh out loud funny and serious. You are right, our best ideas should be displayed.
December 5, 2013 at 10:25 am
Dawnyelle
I love a post that makes me giggle and work at the same time! Thank you Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 10:28 am
Rebecca Gomez
I love this! But I am going to use sticky notes instead of tape, because I don’t think my hubby would appreciate a house full of purple doors. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 10:28 am
Janie Reinart
Ame, love your hat! I can feel your energy. Love your humor and playfulness. Getting out the tape!
December 5, 2013 at 10:31 am
pbgirl1
Thanks for the post and the laugh 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 10:38 am
Carol Nelson
Thanks for my morning giggle and the inspiration to dive into the ideas and rescue the ones with potential. They’ll soon be hanging around my office. Add a little tinsel and everyone will think I’ve decorated for the holidays!
December 5, 2013 at 10:39 am
Catherine Johnson
That is such a fun idea. The funniest part was the special folks encouragement. They sure are special 😉
December 5, 2013 at 10:41 am
danacarey1
Hey Ame– I couldn’t find any tape so I used nails. I hope that’s ok!
Thanks for the good advice delivered with a lot of fun. Love your tweets. And your books! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 10:41 am
katmaz2012
Thank you! Your ideas are inspiring. I can’t wait to read your book!
December 5, 2013 at 10:45 am
skeerswriterLinda Skeers
I LOVE BOY+BOT! Thanks for the fun and helpful post!
December 5, 2013 at 10:47 am
Maria Gianferrari
Love it, Ame! I think I need a bulletin board in my office! I especially love Boy + Bot, and Tea Party Rules is a sweet and funny book too. Thanks for the dose of inspiration!
December 5, 2013 at 10:48 am
Ashley Bohmer
🙂 I have categories sort of like those; now to craft some really great first lines.
December 5, 2013 at 10:51 am
Jewel Sample
Love the idea of posting my special PB ideas on a door or the refrigerator. Getting feedback about ideas is important. I think I will post mine with a highlighter, so the reader can respond in living color! Thank you so much.
December 5, 2013 at 10:55 am
Holly Bliss
I like the way you think, lol. Good idea. Right now my ideas are in my WIP folder on my laptop.
December 5, 2013 at 11:10 am
miki
Lame comment here, so I have a chance to win your prize(s). I appreciate the sort, write opening line, and publicize tips. Don’t think I’m going with purple, though. (Love your hat!)
December 5, 2013 at 11:11 am
Kim Pfennigwerth (@kpfenni)
Ame you always come up with the best ideas!
December 5, 2013 at 11:18 am
Marty McCormick
Thanks for the laughs and the reminder to keep it light and have some fun while working away. Interesting ‘next step’ suggestion to keep me moving forward!
December 5, 2013 at 11:26 am
sueheaven
thanks! I needed this! (still trying to get tape off nose) OK – so what you’re really saying is boldly tape our stories where no stories have been taped before… let me just pull on my red shirt and get my tape.
December 5, 2013 at 11:31 am
Heather Greene
Thanks for keeping it fresh! Love your energy!
December 5, 2013 at 11:31 am
LovableLobo
Love your zany thoughts! Thanks for the inspiring post!
December 5, 2013 at 11:39 am
Evie Hjartarson
Thanks for the humorous post, looking for my own purple door….oh and of course tape. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 11:41 am
Sandy Perlic
Ooh! This requires courage, as I usually keep my ideas to myself until I have a decent draft of the story. But I can see the benefit of having them visible and front-of-mind, so here goes…
December 5, 2013 at 11:45 am
Ariel TS
Good idea for making a girl look her ideas right in the face. Thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 11:50 am
Lori Alexander
What an idea! I never would’ve though to tape my story beginnings around the house. Let’s see if this works 🙂 Thanks, Ame! PS. My daughter loves TEA PARTY RULES.
December 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
janelle
great Idea!
December 5, 2013 at 11:53 am
Sandi Lawson
Love your ideas!
December 5, 2013 at 11:54 am
Lisa Healy
Taping my ideas to the door will help cover up the painting I need to do! Thanks for the great idea!!!
December 5, 2013 at 11:55 am
creationsbymit
Ha ha! Thanks for the smile!!! If your great sense of humor shines in your new book, I MUST pick up a copy!!! (And then slide back into my General Lee-style home!!!) 😉 Awesome post!
Michele Katz/Creations By Mit
December 5, 2013 at 11:56 am
Robyn Campbell
Bwahahahahahaha. *snort* Thanks for a morning giggle. I needed that! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 12:01 pm
Eileen
Thanks for sharing
December 5, 2013 at 12:01 pm
Melanie Ellsworth
Don’t knock the talking toilet idea – it would really liven up those dull potty training board books! Thanks, Ame, for the super idea to tape up those first lines of stories – I’m going to try it. I expect my entire household to jump in with their own ideas for the story when they see the line (hmmmm) – we’ll see where this leads… (BTW – my daughter keeps BOY + BOT in the rocking chair by her bed. It’s a frequent winner of the bedtime story selection competition.)
December 5, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Ashley Potts
Thanks for the great giggles this morning – and motivation to get some ideas up and running.
December 5, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Debbie Faith Mickelson
A great post to remind us to have fun while bringing the ideas to fruition. Thanks for the fun post.
December 5, 2013 at 12:08 pm
suzanne kaufman
Great post..now time to sort and post up those 30 ideas!
December 5, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Lori Dubbin
Ame, great idea to get our ideas and opening lines out where we can see them everyday instead of hidden in folders (where they are out-of-sight-out-of-mind during busy days). I love “Boy + Bot” – I sent it to my 31 year old son who makes bots! And I just gave “Tea Party Rules” to my 7 year old niece for Chanukah and she said to her mom after reading it, “That’s a very clever book!” I wholeheartedly agree with her and am hoping through Post-PiBoIdMo to get one that’s mine, all mine!
December 5, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Leslie Colin Tribble
Thanks Ame for the smiles. Sometimes we’re so intent on PUBLISHING we forget to have fun with our writing.
December 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Sheri Roloff
Hahaha – what a fun post! I’m going to get taping – all the doors in my house could use replacing anyway! Thanks for the lighthearted inspiration. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RadSheri
Ame, I was disappointed that the patented Idea Herding Method would not open to a link. I need to get down to business and stop shopping for Christmas everytime I get on the computer. Thanks for the encouragement.
December 5, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Maya
Ideas and tape, ready to go over here!
December 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm
June Smalls
Ame, you just took a busy crappy day and brought me sunshine and smiles. Thank you.
December 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Marcie Rinka Wessels
I’ve gone back and added details to some of the ideas in my journal but having the sticky notes posted about is a super idea. So much easier to capture the idea and pin it down before it flutters away. Thanks, Ame.
December 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm
kathalsey
Starting w/opening lines is a great way to start to ferret out the best of the 29 ideas! I already took my ideas to an open mick – I had 24 @ that time & shared. I had folks write down the ones that spoke to them the most – so now I need to give them “legs!” Thanks for the great post!
December 5, 2013 at 12:32 pm
danielledufayet
Delightful post. Glad to know I’m not the only one buying sticky notes by the bucket! Works for me too! Thanks!
December 5, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Robb Michael G
How about this for the first line (or two). “Hey, hey, hey, don’t sit here. Can’t you see this space is taken?”
Oh no, somebody was in the bathroom. I looked behind the shower curtain….
You’re right, maybe I should let that idea go.
Thanks Amy for a great post. I’ve got four doors in my apartment. Figuring I can use both sides of a couple of them, that gives me enough room for five of my best ideas.
December 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Ping Wan
The first step is always hard, but once we take it, it helps us move forward. Thanks for the encouraging words.
December 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Tracy Molitors
Ame, the door idea is great – I always recognize a good strategy when someone goes to trouble of putting it right under my nose!
December 5, 2013 at 1:20 pm
tpierce
I love this suggestion, Ame! What a great way to “commit” to an idea and force you to read that all-important first line over and over so you can see if it withstands the test of time.
December 5, 2013 at 1:26 pm
Pam Brunskill (@PamBrunskill)
So funny, Ame! I love your ideas. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Noel Csermak
If we don’t have fun, neither will our readers! Now, where is that costume trunk?
December 5, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Julie Falatko
I always, always love to hear what life is like in Ame’s House of Picture Books. Now I’m getting set to lasso up some ideas and see if they’ll cook me an opening over the campfire. (WHAT? OK, FINE. So your post had nothing to do with cowboys. BE THAT WAY.)
December 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Jacki Morris
love the idea, but my husband would kill me if I “taped” anything to our old, wood doors (he respects wood more than life itself)…I can use fun tac, though!
December 5, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Melanie Vickers
Your ideas sound fun, like you. A few of my ideas have possibility. Hanging them up for the world to see will prove it. Thanks
December 5, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Rosi Hollinbeck
Great post. Just what I needed to get my brain in gear. Thanks for the idea and the laughs.
December 5, 2013 at 1:46 pm
bangersnmashdesign
This was one of the funniest posts to read. Thanks for putting a smile on my face and telling me what to do next with all my ideas!
December 5, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Laurie Young
Love your post!!!! Thank you so much for sharing your brilliant ideas… 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 1:51 pm
kpbock
You are hilarious! There are definitely some ideas that seem to like me, so I guess I better start with those opening lines.
December 5, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Corinna Luyken
great post, thank you! And great book too! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Carol Munro
Whoa! Good idea. Really, really good idea. I’m going to do that right now. *Pause while taping.* Yep. I do look like a pig. Oh, and while I have the tape, I’ll get those PB starter pages on the door. Thanks, Ame!
December 5, 2013 at 2:09 pm
Gary Masskin
OINK! Thanks for the advice Ame, and the reminder to have fun.
And everyone else, I call shotgun on the story about the forgetful pig who tapes up reminders all over his/her house.
December 5, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Shirley
Getting started is always the hardest part. Thanks for the encouraging tips.
December 5, 2013 at 2:37 pm
Amelia Shearer
I’ve never met another Ame in all the world who spells it like my family spelled my name, so you had my attention from the start! Happy writing, and thanks for the post.
December 5, 2013 at 2:40 pm
Anne Bromley
Good advice, Ame, and many thanks for the humor that comes with it! I’ll get out the tape and paper and go to work on those beginning pages.
December 5, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Daniela Weil (@Daniela_Weil)
Good tips Ame! Will try it for sure!
December 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
helen dening
hilarious! My husband walks by shaking his head,looking rather worried as I duct taped (colorful tape, of course) my ideas to the door frames. Oh, writers can have so much fun!
December 5, 2013 at 2:53 pm
Mary A Livingston
Sounds like so much fun, I’m getting a purple door.
December 5, 2013 at 2:57 pm
renajtraxel
Ame you crack me up. I’m going to try your idea, not so weird for me. I have all sorts of writing stuff taped on my wall by my computer.
December 5, 2013 at 2:59 pm
LeslieG
I need tea party rules! I promise not to break them. Or eat the squeeze cookie.
December 5, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Kristine Gunnell
I like the way you think.
December 5, 2013 at 3:13 pm
Sherry Walz
What fun! Ame, thanks for the laughs and great ideas.
December 5, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Holly Gatrell
Wow, this is a great idea, I need to start printing all these out!, thanks
December 5, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Michelle O'Hara Levin
This post epitomizes everything* that is so great about Ame (and her writing!!).
* Ok maybe, not everything but a bunch of it.
December 5, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Cindy Schumerth
You’re very funny. Thanks for the idea.
December 5, 2013 at 3:46 pm
msmo1958
Oh yeah! You are my kind of author! Let the taping begin! Margie Moore
December 5, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Christine M. Irvin
Sounds like fun! Now, where’s my roll of tape?
December 5, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Sherry Alexander
“This is how it starts–oh wait–where’s my tape”
December 5, 2013 at 4:13 pm
Lynn A. Davidson
I followed the suggestion of one of our guest posters and have a small bulletin board on which I have tacked each idea for this PiBoIdMo. Admittedly, some I would not want someone to peek at for fear of their reaction. 🙂 The rest just may find themselves stuck on a door, the less seen side of the door.
Thanks for your good humour.
December 5, 2013 at 4:25 pm
donnashepherd
I LOVE tea party books! 🙂 Fun post!
December 5, 2013 at 4:33 pm
Christy Mihaly
Love this, it really made me laugh. And . . . I might even try that taping-it-on-the door thing. Thank you!
December 5, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Suzi Guina
Talk about sparkling, distinctive voice. Wow, Ame! If this is what your posts are like, I can’t wait to read your books! Thanks for one of the best posts of PiBoIdMo!
December 5, 2013 at 4:55 pm
littledbl
Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 4:58 pm
jdrury002
I will be brave…I will post my ideas (or at least the good ones) for all to see (or at least my family and friends).
December 5, 2013 at 5:16 pm
belindambrock
Your good ideas come wrapped in humor…thanks for the gift!
December 5, 2013 at 5:44 pm
DaNeil Olson
Fabulous post! Thanks.
December 5, 2013 at 6:08 pm
Zach Roush
I would just like to say it was fun hearing you talk on “the busy librarian” podcast. I don’t think I’ve heard of too many people get more excited about books than you! 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 6:24 pm
Jill Siegel
Cool tips, thank you! I will give them a try. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 6:42 pm
Lori Mozdzierz
Ha! This LOL! post was just what I needed to get my mind out of my mundane job and into the creative mode. Thanks, Ame 😀
Up on the memo board ideas go!!
December 5, 2013 at 6:47 pm
Kaye Baillie
Ame, your books sound great and I have already written one story from an idea and am starting on the second one. Have about five or so others that will see the light of day – one day.
December 5, 2013 at 6:48 pm
Laurie L. Young
Very funny! (I, too, spend all my money on books and candy . . . but I digress.) Gonna try that tape-the-idea-to-the-door thing as soon as I find the tape . . . . (Looks like missing tape is a theme here, today,)
December 5, 2013 at 6:48 pm
Shannon Anderson
Love the squeeze cookie! Cute and funny post!
December 5, 2013 at 6:55 pm
Janny J. Johnson
still holding the scotch tape dispenser in my hand as I tpe, I mean tipe, I mean, type. Saying goodbye, to tape up those ideas… there’s six of them, right now!
December 5, 2013 at 7:03 pm
Myrna Foster
Thanks! This is the first PiBo post I’ve actually printed.
December 5, 2013 at 7:05 pm
Caroline
In all this awesome humor you so easily embody are some *fantastic* tips. Thank you for being so willing to share, Ame! And in such a way that gets me giggling so much I have to hold it in so I don’t wake up the sleeping baby beside me. I really think the first lines idea will help!
December 5, 2013 at 7:46 pm
Deb Dunn
I love your thinking. And by gum, by golly (did I really just day that?) I’m going to do what your suggest. Duct tape…oops, I mean magic tape, here I come!
December 5, 2013 at 7:50 pm
Genevieve Petrillo
I think walking around with a pig nose and redecorating the doors is wonderful advice. Yup. I can’t wait to get started wrangling these wiggly puppies. I plan to write the next Tea Party Rules. Is that too much to ask? Now where did I leave that roll of tape……?
December 5, 2013 at 7:50 pm
LeeAnn Jensen
Thank you for your whimsical and highly entertaining post! I love being silly too! And great ideas for our lists.
December 5, 2013 at 8:48 pm
teresa m.i. schaefer (@TMISchaefer)
And if I can’t get the tape off my nose, can I at least be in the bar scene of The Heat? Thanks of herding, Ame.
December 5, 2013 at 9:02 pm
B Lee Draper
Haha…I think the talking toilet idea sounds fun… Great post, cheers. 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 9:28 pm
Rick Starkey
Thanks for the post. Time to get those opening lines going.
December 5, 2013 at 9:58 pm
orthodoxmom3
Thank you. This was great!
December 5, 2013 at 10:09 pm
Abrian Curington
I’ve definitely forgotten a good idea because I didn’t have it out where I could see it often. Thanks for the great post 🙂
December 5, 2013 at 10:19 pm
Dawn Young
Love how hanging them on the door may open the door to a brilliant PB start!
Thanks for sharing.
December 5, 2013 at 10:19 pm
DianeKHower
Thanks for sharing your great ideas. My door could use some livening up!
December 5, 2013 at 10:46 pm
kjfoote
needed that laugh – and inspiration. Thanks for a great post!
December 5, 2013 at 10:48 pm
Karen Mae Zoccoli
Thanks Ame for this great post! Loved your ideas!
December 5, 2013 at 11:03 pm
childrensbooksonadime
Next time I sit down to write I am definitely getting my tape out and going it pig nose style. Thanks for the post!
December 5, 2013 at 11:19 pm
Sandie Sing
I’m going to pick twelve from my thirty-one ideas. Tape it on my bathroom door. After my shower (my think tank), I will tackle a sentence to one story each day. Thank you for the door idea. Let’s see if it works.
December 5, 2013 at 11:46 pm
llgammon
A few of my ideas are clamoring for an opening line. Thanks for the clever post.
December 6, 2013 at 12:25 am
Dee Almond
Now you’ve got me wanting to taste the cookie!
December 6, 2013 at 12:34 am
klmcmorranmaus
I already know what door I am going to use. Thank you for sharing.
December 6, 2013 at 1:10 am
Crystal McIntyre
This is great! I’m such a privateer person and don’t like sharing my ideas until they are fully formed and aweosome. I definitely need to start sharing and bouncing ideas off other people to really come up with the best idea ever!
December 6, 2013 at 2:31 am
Kathryn Ault Noble
Great idea, thanks Ame! I confess mine are tucked into a journal, so out into the light they go.
December 6, 2013 at 2:39 am
Stacy Couch
Thanks for making my PB ideas feel so warm, welcome and fuzzy, Ame! Plus, love the tape-your-nose bit. I usually use rubber bands. (Get a little silly when plotting too hard.)
December 6, 2013 at 3:05 am
Catherine
Thank you for giving away a great prize and writing a very funny and useful post 🙂
December 6, 2013 at 3:36 am
Drew Dyer (@drewdyerauthor)
I like your spreadsheet idea Ame. I’m going to use it myself, thanks.
December 6, 2013 at 5:48 am
bucherwurm65
Love the idea. I don’t have a purple door, but I do have a door, so it will be done! Thanks! (I LOVE Boy + Bot, and so does every kid I have read it to, and every kid I have given it to as a gift.)
December 6, 2013 at 6:23 am
Cecilia Clark
Ame, I am getting out the masking tape right now, well when I stop typing that is. I enjoyed your style of pep talk. 🙂 Thanks
December 6, 2013 at 7:05 am
Kathy Doherty
Ame, you rock! I read BOY AND BOT to a class of preschoolers this week. Thanks for the fun!
December 6, 2013 at 7:39 am
MummyTheFunny (@EmiHowe)
Thanks for the energy Ame! Been up all night with a sick Minnow, loving your swagger!
December 6, 2013 at 8:06 am
Marcy P.
That was great! Thanks for sharing… I may even brave the house full of kids and hang some ideas 🙂
December 6, 2013 at 8:21 am
jeskcantrell
Thank you for sharing your innovative ideas! I love your fun writing style.
December 6, 2013 at 8:27 am
Laura Gehl
Boy + Bot is a huge favorite at my house. Thanks for the fun post.
December 6, 2013 at 9:02 am
Tammi Sauer
Ooh. This could be the Next Big Thing in holiday decor. Swanky!
December 6, 2013 at 9:54 am
Kelly Parker
I got to taping! but my nose is rather red and a little sore now… Great post, great personality, LOVE IT!
December 6, 2013 at 9:56 am
Diana Delosh
Love this! Tape nose into Pig snout shape to set the mood for the day – check. Then: herd ideas, generate opening lines and finally hang on studio wall.
December 6, 2013 at 10:09 am
Joanne Sher
Soooo funny! And I’m THRILLED you didn’t tape your agent to your purple door. 😉 Looks fun!
December 6, 2013 at 10:36 am
Marcia Berneger
What a great way to start the day–lots of fun and excellent advice. I can’t wait to sort and tape. I have two dogs… And a kitty. (Probably won’t bother the bearded dragon though.)
December 6, 2013 at 10:41 am
Micki Ginsberg
Go Ame! You are fabulous (and purple).
December 6, 2013 at 11:01 am
Dana Atnip
A very fun post and great advice, thanks for the laughs! I’m getting my tape now!
December 6, 2013 at 11:08 am
Angela De Groot
Purple doors – I like it!
December 6, 2013 at 11:38 am
erin
Wonderful advice! Thank you!
December 6, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Pia Garneau
Love your sense of humor! Guess I need to stock up on tape for Christmas. Thanks for sharing your post and making me laugh.
December 6, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Sally Matheny
I love tea parties and Ame’s sense of humor!
December 6, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Quinn Cole
I may write a story about how Artemis (my Fluffy) reacted to tape. (Just kidding. I couldn’t get close enough after the initial partial stick.) Thanks for the humor.
December 6, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Brenda
That’s very generous, Ame. I’d love to win! Funny post with useful ideas.
December 6, 2013 at 2:44 pm
heather sisson
Great advice! Thank you 🙂
December 6, 2013 at 3:15 pm
schriscoe
Funny! Great post! Now all I need to do is bang my forehead on the table and tape up my nose 🙂
December 6, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Janet Halfmann
Thanks for the chuckles and the advice.
December 6, 2013 at 8:05 pm
Prairie Garden Girl
Okey, dokey! Looking for some colorful tape to display some of my favorite PiBoIdMo enteries. Thank you for the inspiration. ~Suzy Leopold
December 6, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Debbie Austin
Thank you, Ame, for a much-needed end-of-the-week laugh! And some great advice. Off to try your Idea Herding Method!
December 6, 2013 at 8:08 pm
Matthew C. Winner
Oh my word! Ame Dyckman, I simply adore you! Thank you for being so wonderful in all of your thoughts and humor and lightheartedness. You rock for so many different reasons!
December 6, 2013 at 9:46 pm
Penny Parker Klostermann
I have taped my nose like a pig many times and I still find it hilarious! Off to tape 🙂
December 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm
writersideup
But I don’t HAVE Brain Folders! I have Brain HOLES!
And what if I already HAVE a pig nose? *sigh*
I’ve been waiting anxiously, day after day, for you to show up here and THIS is what you have to offer?! 😉
Seriously though–you know I love you—if anyone DOESN’T take you and your many taping suggestions seriously, they must have “talking toilet” for brains 😉
There’s just one thing I’m almost afraid to ask: exactly what KIND of tape should we be using? Of course, after the possible legal repercussions of the head-banging advice, specifying the tape may be “sealing” your fate! 😉
Great post, Ame 😀
December 6, 2013 at 11:34 pm
laura516
HA! But seriously, I love the idea of building familial support into the writing equation. Thanks!
December 6, 2013 at 11:40 pm
Ellen Wrin
Ooh, now I have to count all of my doors and see what things I can tape opening lines to. Thanks, Ame!
December 7, 2013 at 12:02 am
Carrie Brown
You are so darn funny, Ame! Love it! The taping idea is awesome~ especially for busy folks like me! It puts the ideas RIGHT IN MY FACE! No way to avoid them…the brain will work the overtime it needs to in order to squeeze writing into a tiny available space! Thank you!
December 7, 2013 at 12:58 am
Lynn Anne Carol
What fun. I could sit and have tea parties with you any day.
Thanks for the great thoughts,
Lynn
December 7, 2013 at 6:12 am
mona861
Thanks for the fun post. This old house has lots of doors!
December 7, 2013 at 7:48 am
Lauri Meyers
Perfect homework for a rainy Saturday- I’m off to write opening lines for those ideas. Thanks Ame!
December 7, 2013 at 9:55 am
thiskidreviewsbooks
Great idea! 🙂
December 7, 2013 at 11:32 am
mbeaversillustration
Great ideas to start the process of getting from idea to book! It’s inspired to make a board in my studio for all my Future Published PB papers!
December 7, 2013 at 1:39 pm
laurazarrin
So funny! I’m getting my tape and ideas out right away. Now where is that dog?
December 7, 2013 at 3:18 pm
Kelly Vavala
This is great….love it!!! It is true..if you keep all your ideas in a notebook, you tend to forget about them or “put them away” in your brain, like you said. I love this idea and I can’t wait to tape my ideas around the house! Also, love the fact that you can be found sitting on the floor of your library heehee sounds like me! The best of luck with your book…it looks adorable:)
December 7, 2013 at 7:19 pm
Andrea K. Lawson
Can’t wait to make the pig nose!
December 7, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Yvonne Mes
I almost missed this post! I really need more things sticky taped around the house, though I am starting to run out of surfaces. Also … post it notes stick by themselves and go well all around the computer screen 🙂 Thanks for a fun post!
December 8, 2013 at 12:42 am
julie rowan zoch
Ame, I suggest an idea helmet! Keep your forehead intact. Fun post
December 8, 2013 at 2:20 am
wendymyersart
Great post. I adore your illustrations. Just bought ‘Tea Party Rules’ and love it. I’m going to go tape some things, moving or not.
December 8, 2013 at 5:53 pm
Jenn DesAutels
Thank you Ame! =) Peru! =D
December 8, 2013 at 8:36 pm
Claire Annette Noland
It’s a good thing I have a lot of doors in my house. I knew they needed something on them. Thanks for the idea.
December 8, 2013 at 9:58 pm
John Cooper
yor funi. i lik U!
December 9, 2013 at 3:35 am
Romelle Broas
I love your humor, Ame. Always full of fun. So when shall i remove the tape from my nose? People are starting to stare at me. I think I have broccoli in my teeth.
December 9, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Susanne Whitehouse
What a fun post to read! Thank you!
December 9, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Meg Miller
Oh goodness, you’re such a crackup! 😀 Love your posts Ame. And your Patent Idea Herding Method. I think I’ve tried that a time or two. 😀
December 9, 2013 at 2:04 pm
Lisa Anchin
Thanks so much for your post. It was excellent and hilarious! Your Patent Idea Herding Method is top notch.
December 10, 2013 at 11:19 am
Tonya
Thanks for help moving to the next step. One line to start is doable.
December 10, 2013 at 11:54 am
Tracey M. Cox
Ame, Thank you for your post. I shall dub you my new writers-in-crime friend and name you Ame, because that is too cool to change. 😉 Love your thoughts and humor.
December 20, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Elizabeth Rose Stanton
I always like reassuring pats 🙂 Good, funny, and inspiring post, Ame!
November 19, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Mark A. Bentz
Your post is so much fun, funny and fantasticial!!
Thank you Ame
November 19, 2014 at 6:40 pm
aliciaminor
Whatever works- tapes on the nose or wherever is fine, as long as it will spark some ideas. Thanks for sharing.